When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)

The art of trolling…

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: 8errard)

sodamnrelatable:

oh my god asjhdak

(Source: definethegreat-line)

(Source: oceansz)

(Source: olivdupont)

best-of-funny:

harlequinjade:

solluxtux:

harlequinjade:

let’s only use ham as reaction pics from now on

thats a horrible idea

(Source: anusking)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

80 years from now;

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

(Source: juilan)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(Source: rockcloudsofpeacepika)

(Source: outreasoned)